10 May 2016

I feel like I've fallen a little out of love with blogging lately. Could post the ranty piece I have in my drafts, but the weather is crappy, so don't exactly want to match the skies outside, having a post that also feels let's have a bit of a more light-hearted, and sarcastic post. No hating on anyone that happens to fall into any of these boxes or cliches (I know I have fallen into a couple myself...)
I will not give into the love for marble. Why does everyone rave about it? Seriously? Okay...I suppose I can pick up one of those sticky rolls of it, right? Will only cost like a fiver - not exactly breaking the bank.
Rose gold. Rose gold? It just looks like a pretty copper to me. JUST SAY COPPER DAMN IT. 
If I go to London I definitely need to take an OOTD or just a shot with me by some cute blossom trees or a colourful door or wall. Because obviously I wasn't there, if there's no photographic proof.
Same goes for that cute place I went to eat. Forget actually EATING the food, just take all the pictures because it looks pretty...even if it doesn't taste it. 
Honestly look, and feel like a sweaty boot after a long day on a walk in pictures, when these ladies just look blimmin beaut in a Snapchat.  
Am I the only blogger who isn't in some kind of WhatsApp group chat? LET ME BE PART OF YOUR GANG. I WANNA HAVE A GROUP OF LADIES THAT I CAN FEEL ARE THE SISTERS I NEVER HAD THAT I CAN CHAT ABOUT IN POSTS. Literally feel like a loner in the blogging world. What fun! 
And am I also the only one who doesn't own Zoella or Tanya Burr's ranges of whatever it is they are selling?  
 I don't even know what I'd use this random item, or glitter/sequins/said pretty shiny item, apart from a prop in a picture. Must definitely buy it, right?
How the effin hell do you do a flatlay that looks that good? HOW DO YOU GET THE LIGHTING THAT...BRIGHT, THAT LIGHT? HOW? HOW PEOPLE, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS (but also with as little effort and work as possible because I suck at trying to be real 'creative').
That dish looks delicious as hell, with ingredients that I would most definitely love. But the time to prepare it? I could basically watch two or three episodes of Grace & Frankie in that time...  
Fashion do these people have that many outfits? My wardrobe is literally the same item, just bought multiple times because having a variety of items in different styles that go with everything isn't possible for me. Too much thinking. 
Surely they spend the rest of the day in their PJs or just chilling right? Come on...I'm not the only one who does, am I? I mean, doing actual stuff is tiring. 
Do you think I could #bloggerrequest a brain? Because the ideas ain't a-flowin', that's for sure. 
Please tell me I am not the only one who doesn't feel like they fit in anywhere with all this body positivity stuff? Love your bodies no matter what, it's great. But I feel like I'm right in the middle of it all. I'm like a combination of a Hobbit and the Michelin Man. It ain't fun guys. WHERE IS THE CHIT CHAT FOR US LASSES THAT DON'T REALLY FIT IN ANY OF THE CAMPS OF SELF-LOVE/BODY CONFIDENCE?
I wasn't invited or even had any knowledge of this event, so obviously I suck as a blogger. I should just shut the computer down and run to the nearest field and just live there. Not even IN a house or camper van, just sit in the field and do nothing. 
Mate, as pretty as that outfit is, I'm not forking out a quarter of my wages on ONE item. Especially if I wear it a couple of times and then it starts to gather dust. 
Seriously though, how can people get such pretty pictures of their food when out and about? As much as I wanna do a full-on photoshoot with it because it looks better than me, I definitely want to eat it as soon as I see it coming my way.
Obviously I don't mean any offense with this, but they are definitely things that run through my mind ever so often and I'm sure I am not the only one...right? Otherwise I will most definitely feel a bit of a tit.

What thoughts do you have, that you know other bloggers are also thinking?


  1. Loved this post, so many things made me laugh because I recognized myself in some of those sentences :) Staying in your PJs is the best thing ever :D


  2. This really made me laugh. Especially the 'rose gold' hype. No thank you from me!

    Rachel |

  3. Same lol. I too describe my body type as "hobbit". Also, I just started watching Grace & Frankie! It's great.


  4. These made me laugh, I've thought a fair few of these before so I'm glad I'm not the only one haha!

  5. I loved this so much! I honestly think so many of these things! We are all in the same boat!
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  6. This was a great post! Thanks for sharing! :)
    x Kenzie //

  7. Hahahaha I feel ya sister! It's all fun and games though, I quite like not being a bit of an outsider and not doing the whole marble thing and only posting monochrome to my instagram cos I'm too cool for colour.

    Hayley-Eszti |

  8. Hahaha funny post!! The number one thing I think when I see bloggers is: How can you afford of this stuff?
    Blue Jazzmin

  9. Ahh totally get you on these!
    Jabeen x

  10. hahaha that is so true it's a bit scary! I am incapable of going out to eat and not taking a picture before devouring my food x

    Ariadna || RAWR BOWS

  11. YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HIT, MEG. This is horrifically accurate. I sometimes question myself as a human being. Why would we actually spend time creating photographic evidence...for the sake of photographic evidence? Gah. I'm a bit out of blogging at the mo', too, so I feel ya girl.


  12. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Can I add another HELL TO THE YES! My similar thoughts exactly. I love how unique you are, so to hell with those whatsapp groups. I'm in none, so don't you even worry about it!
    Bee |

  13. I FEEEL YOU. ALL OF YOU. I think I'm like the only blogger where I'm from that doesn't really hang with the other bloggers. Like they have a WA group and I'm like on Telegram hahahahaha! BY THE WAY. I totally agree with the body confidence! All the girls, are skinny fit and pretty or curvy but still very attractive...How about girls of all sizes?

    xx Bash |   go say   H E Y   B A S H

  14. Love it!! Your attitude is so refreshing and witty. Great post and blog! :-) xx

    Helen | Helens Fashion & Beauty Blog

  15. Ahahahaha, this was hilarious! I feel you on so many levels here -- especially the lighting thing, the Zoella/Tanya Burr stuff (can't get that where I am anyway) and the WhatsApp chats. I WANNA BE IN CHATS TOO, DANGIT. Loved this post, Meg, it was so refreshing!

    Shae xo
    Diary of a Beauty Padawan

  16. Haha I love these! I totally get it as well, I've been slacking on the blog lately and it makes me sad cause I really do love it!
    Tegan xx - Permanent Procrastination

  17. The #PrRequest one made me giggle, they're all so true!!
    ♥ Fran - xx


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